A Surprise for One's Birthday
Wow, I can't believe it's my 60th birthday already. Time sure flies by fast! I remember being a seven-year-old kid, skinny dipping with my grandad back in the day. Those were the greatest days of my life. Now, I'm a skinny old man.
Nowadays, I'm very much a naturist, and I relish being naked. However, it's something I'd rather keep private from those around me. Let's face it - my member is quite small. It's not like you've seen a guy with a smaller one than me, but trust me, it doesn't compare. I'm probably among the dudes with the tiniest penises in the world, yet I'm okay with it. I've mentally accepted it long ago since it's not something I can change. I was born with these genes, and I'm proud of them.
Nonetheless, just because I'm comfortable with my body doesn't mean I want others to know about it. I've always been bothered by the idea of people judging me for my small size. However, today feels like it might be the best birthday ever.
There was a knock on the door. It was my pal, Mickey. I've been pals with him for a long time, and he was taking me to a lake he discovered during one of his hikes. Take a guess how excited I was to open the door completely naked! My excitement quickly turned into horror when I realized that I almost exposed my privates to my best friend. Salvation arrived when I managed to throw on some clothes before opening the door.
"Hey, man, just give me a sec," I told him.
"Sure, buddy, take all the time you need," he replied with a laugh.
I hastily pulled on my hiking clothes and met Mickey at the door with a wide smile. He greeted me with a big bear hug.
"Happy birthday, Matt!" he exclaimed.
"Thanks, buddy! I'm so looking forward to seeing the lake you discovered."
"And I have your best birthday present right here," he teased.
A broad grin spread across my face, begging for the answer like a child. "Tell me now!"
Shrugging, Mickey replied, "Hold your horses, kid. You'll find out soon enough."
How embarrassing! I couldn't help but act like a kid when I got excited about something. We set off on our drive across the uneventful road towards the icy mountains. It was a 45-minute journey, and each gorgeous, scenic moment took my breath away.
"So, how did you find this place?" I questioned.
"I already told you it was during one of my mountain hikes," he said.
"It seems pretty secluded, like we're far away from civilization."
"Exactly, Matthew!" Mickey exclaimed.
I gave him a doubtful look, "What do you mean?"
He gestured towards the trees, "Check out that deer over there. Isn't he cute?"
I turned around and blinked a few times, "Uh, what deer?!"
"You missed it."
I focused on the path instead because I was excited about what might lie ahead. Mickey had led me through this experience before and knew how eager I usually get about these things.
He motioned towards a tree with his fist, "Give this log a knock. It looks sturdy enough. Want to try it?"
"No problem," I confidently answered while adjusting my clothing. I balanced atop the log and moved my way to the other side without any issue. Mickey copied my actions without any irritation.
He bypassed me and said, "Perfect. Let's keep going. We're almost there."
My heart started racing as I heard a twig snap, and I immediately jumped. "Mickey, what was that?!"
"Don't worry, it was probably just a bear or something."
"You don't just casually mention bears like they won't attack us!"
"Relax, we'll be fine," he reassured me while playfully smacking me on the back.
A few more lead-up hurdles and spiders later, we arrived at our destination. I let go of my backpack and just gazed at the stunning waterfall.
"A waterfall? This is something else, Mickey. How on earth did you manage to stumble upon this place?"
"Just a lucky find, Matthew!"
I sat down to soak up the warm sunrays wrapping around me, and I must say, it felt lovely.
"C'mon, are you just gonna sit there?" Mickey pressed.
Ignoring his comment, I leaped at him and gave him a long, tight hug. The waterfall thundered into the chilly water, producing a beautiful, shimmering rainbow that captured my attention. This was such a peaceful hideaway to explore.
"Mickey, this is astonishing! You really did luck out with this place."
"Yeah, can you believe it?"
I watched the sun's rays wrap around me, making me feel cushioned. It was a magical experience.
I took off my clothes until I was only wearing a black pair of swim trunks. I hopped into the water behind Mickey, soaking him like a monsoon. We swam together for a bit, checking out the edge of the waterfall.
He glanced up at me, "You know something, Matthew?"
"Hmm?" I answered back.
"What would make this even better?" He winked and playfully threw his swim trunks onto the shore. He closed his eyes and moaned, "Ahhh."
"Wow. Um. You're shameless, aren't you?"
"What? I don't have anything to be embarrassed about. Watch this." He quickly climbed out of the water, and his pale skin glowed in the afternoon sun. He faced me and shouted, "Whoa!" I glanced at his cock, and it was much larger than I'd ever seen before. I had never seen Mickey naked before, and I couldn't believe how big he was. While I was staring at the size of his cock, he screamed, "Cannonball," and he launched himself into the water. His head popped back up, spitting out some water. "Come on, Matthew! Why don't you join me? It's just us guys out here!"
"I don't know," I muttered.
"Why? Are you nervous or something?"
"Nah, no way, man."
I don't know what came over me, but I didn't feel worried about being naked in front of Mickey. He had no problem being nude in front of me. I pulled my swim trunks off and put them back on the land.
"Excellent, lad! You should jump in too! It's really fun."
"Okay then."
Enthusiastically, I picked myself up and presented my bare butt to my dear friend. I climbed back up and got to where Mickey had jumped. I felt my tiny soft penis bouncing around, but I didn't mind.
Mickey looked straight into my little miniature little pecker, and his jaw literally dropped. He could see my minuscule pee-pee was quite a surprise for him. I jumped in before he could react. The water sprayed on his face. I swam around until the shock had faded from his body.
"Matthew?"
"Yup."
"I can't blame you for being hesitant about skinny dipping at first. I've known you for so long, and I can't believe I'm just finding out that, well, that." He couldn't finish his sentence.
"That what?"
"That your penis is so small."
"That's my wee-wee you're making fun of."
"If you can even call it that? Let me see it." I stood on a rock so that he could get a good look at my little pee-pee. He held my legs, "Wow. I can't believe your penis is so teeny. I'm seriously shocked. My goodness, I've seen bigger babies before." He flicked it with his index finger and started laughing. "Are you embarrassed by this tiny little thing?"
"Well, I'm feeling more self-conscious about it now," I said sarcastically. He couldn't stop staring at my cold, shriveled, and practically nonexistent little manhood. "It's how I was born. There's no reason to worry about it. I'm turning sixty today. I'm over worrying about stuff like that."
"That's pretty admirable. Ooh, this tiny little thing must be why you've never married. Your penis is too small to please a woman or even a man."
"Hello. I've been intimate with plenty of women and men, and they've never complained."
"I'm sure, tell yourself that, little buddy. I can't get over how small your cock is." He looked up and smirked. "Let me go get something fast," he said hurriedly.
"Okay then." And he pushed past me.
I just swam around for a while until I heard nothing. I stepped out of the water, feeling cold from the lack of size in my minuscule genitals. I stared down at my naked body. I searched for him but couldn't find him.
Finally, I realized what happened. He ditched me. This couldn't be happening. I began to feel slightly panicked. I looked around for my clothes. They were nowhere to be seen. I found a Post-it note on a rock.
"Hey, Matthew. If you're reading this, you're probably naked, unsure of what to do. You've got to find your way back. It's a birthday surprise. And use this Post-it note to cover your little guy. Good luck, baby pee-pee."
Feeling like a helpless victim, I eventually decided to rise and commence walking. I had no other option but to make my way back without any clothing. I speeded off, exposing my little denim fly, and I could feel it swaying as I ran. Overcoming all the obstacles, I discovered why Mickey selected this exact hiking route. It was too hard even for a skilled hiker, let alone a naked beginner!
As I ventured on, I chanced upon a family with an older couple. I took in a deep breath and dashed past them while they looked disgusted. I stumbled and fell several times, pierced by dangerous splinters. Reaching the parking lot, it was filled with numerous vehicles - contrastingly empty before. The people surrounded the parking area, teasing and taking photographs of my naked frame.
It hit me: this was not an imagination-induced nightmare. I was actually completely nude from head to toe in the middle of a public area, exposed to everyone's gazes in the daytime. My heart was pounding, and the adrenaline was thrilling. Without any clothing, I had to walk home with nothing but my bare feet.
Following what seemed to be an endless distance, a glimmer of hope emerged when I stumbled upon a gas station. I staggered into the shop. The cashier's eyes were wide with shock. She had soft facial features and black locks.
"Lady, can you assist me, please?"
She burst into laughter and asked, "Naked dude, what gives?"
"There's a long story behind it, but my clothes were stolen."
"Ah, sure you're not just some old, lewd exhibitionist."
"I speak the truth." I nodded earnestly. "It feels incredibly humiliating."
"Can't say I blame you. Can I assist you now?"
"Just tell me if you want money or something."
She smiled and observed where I was covering my genitals.
"You give it to me and then you can use my phone."
"Lady, I don't have the luxury of time for games right now. I simply need someone to pick me up."
She dismissed my plea and declared, "Excuse me? I don't even believe you. You've got a repulsive motive."
"Give me a chance. What do you want, then?"
"You need to drop your negative attitude. If you don't, I'll call the authorities."
Annoyed, I mustered my attitude. "Fine. What you want from me?"
"Drop your hands first. Let me see what I'm missing."
Being forced to reveal my penis to a young girl in her 20s made me resistant. "Please, anything but that."
"It's part of the agreement now."
Reluctantly, I uncovered my miniscule penis. "There. You're satisfied?"
She burst out laughing hysterically. I averted my gaze from her amusement.
She pointed at my penis and taunted, "What's that? Your manhood is so minuscule it hides itself like a caterpillar in its cocoon. Why try to hide it?"
I lowered my hands once more, exposing my small member to her. "Now, can I utilize your phone?"
"Indeed," she responded. "It's out front."
"Alright. Can I get some change too?"
"You don't have it?"
"Of course not," I sighed, "I'm a bare man. I have nothing."
"Here's a pile of dimes for you, kid." I gave her an annoyed look. "Fine, here you go," she passed me some quarters. I stepped outside into the light violet sky.
I tried my phone but it wouldn't work, no matter how many times I tried.
I went back inside and asked impatiently, "What's going on?"
"Oh, you know, our phone just doesn't work."
This infuriated me, and I said, "Then why did you get me to pull down my pants?"
"I thought it would be amusing. It wouldn't have been quite as amusing if your...thing was larger, but unfortunately...you're not exactly well-endowed." She stared at my small, limp penis. "Come on, buddy, hide your smallness."
I looked at my small penis and felt ignorant for not covering it.
"I...can't believe you did that to me."
"Forget about it, little guy." She said sarcastically.
"So, can I wait here for someone to arrive? Maybe they can help me out."
"Sure, take your time. I finish work in an hour, so get cracking."
I sat at one of the tables and waited patiently for someone to use the gas station. Thanks to my terrible luck, nobody showed up.
She walked up to me and laughed, "Well, it seems like no one is going to help you and your micro penis." She reached out and flicked my small penis with her pinkie. I pushed her away and stormed out. I slammed the door behind me and heard her laughter. The sky was getting darker and I felt even more lost.
I had no idea what time it was, where I was, or what I should do. There was no one else around. Who knows what kind of creatures were lurking in the woods -- a serial killer, another naked guy, or even a rabies-infected squirrel?
Out of nowhere, a bright, dazzling light illuminated the darkening sky. It was a car that had come to save me from this naked limbo.
"STOP!" I yelled. "I need your assistance."
I quickly covered my small penis to save my dignity. The car stopped, and I walked to it. I knocked on the window and an older blonde woman lowered it.
"Sweetheart, what's got you in this predicament?"
"Please, I require your aid. My clothes were stolen, and I need to find my home."
"I'll help you. Get in."
I couldn't believe a complete stranger was so willing to give me a ride. There are still kind people in this world. I sat in the passenger seat. I gave her my address, and she started driving.
"Thank you so much, umm?"
"Victoria, Victoria Clavern."
"I'm Matthew. And thanks a lot! You have no idea how my day has been."
"I can't fathom it. You must be incredibly humiliated."
"Yeah, and I've been stranded for hours. My so-called friend decided to play a prank on my birthday."
"Well, you're perfectly suited for this situation."
"Yes, I know. It's just...my smallest privates."
She rolled her eyes and laughed, "Ah, you're a riot."
"I suppose so."
"Why did you want a ride from me so badly?"
"Because you're a Jiu-Jitsu instructor and carry a gun. Since you have those things, and I have nothing, I took a risk." I felt uneasy around her, yet she seemed to make me feel safe. "But, your small, tiny penis is still a bit disconcerting." She turned on the dashboard light. She suddenly grabbed my hands, keeping them away from my fast-disappearing tiny member. She started laughing again. "Imagine you trying to rob or abduct me with that miniature cock bouncing around." While flicking my penis, she laughed. "You might not have any weapons, not even a little pocketknife."
I stopped her and said, "Alright, that's enough."
She pinched my testicles and I groaned in pain.
"You're the one in control here. Otherwise, you'll be left here to fend for yourselves."
She released my testicles, and it was a relief to have control over my genitals again.
"Yes, I'll continue driving you."
"Thank you, Victoria."
"You're a real charmer," she said snidely. "Your penis is still super tiny."
"It just looks small due to the cold."
She laughed again, "I don't believe that."
"It is true. It gets larger."
She shook her head and laughed, "You're hilarious, dear."
"So, let's see if your tiny theory holds any ground, shall we?" She began playing with my small member using her thumb and index finger. It seemed all it took was that little touch, and my erection shrank to almost three inches. She frowned, "Yep, I was right."
I always thought my penis size was pretty average. But as it turns out, I had a micropenis. I felt so mortified, embarrassed that this self-assured woman was handling my small bits while making fun of me. We eventually reached my house. I stepped out of the car and stood next to her window.
"Hear me out, my tiny cock. You might have a peewee member, but you don't have to accept that. You're not a child, even if your dick is. It's your birthday, after all. You shouldn't shy away from being more bold."
"I'm just not confrontational."
"It's the start of something new, darling. You and your miniature member are genuinely cute."
"Really?" I inquired.
She emerged from the car, stroked my chest, and kissed me on the lips before bidding farewell to my tiny genitals.
"Yep, but don't misread this. I'm married, and you just happened to be in the perfect place at the right time. But since you live here, maybe I'll visit sometimes if you'll let me serve as your little naked slave. I could do with some fun, and your diminutive penis certainly sounds promising."
I clapped my hands together, "Absolutely, come by whenever."
She waved her finger over the head of my penis, which, in fact, was the entirety of my member. I had no shaft. Her finger tip caressed the entire existence of my tiny cock. I was a cocktail of arousal and humiliation.
"Bye, baby penis."
She laughed and drove away, leaving me standing in the night. I traversed to the front of my home. I usually leave a key under my welcome mat, but it wasn't there. This must be Mickey's doing. The back door was ajar; I entered and descended the stairs.
I tried opening the sliding door, but it was locked as well. What was I to do?
Just then, all the lights turned on, and around fifty people cheered, "Surprise!"
I stood there completely naked and frightened, displaying my puny half-inch micropenis in front of my family, friends, neighbors, and even coworkers. Everyone started hysterically laughing at my exposed body. I'd never been more embarrassed.
Mickey approached me, "Happy birthday, little buddy," and he handed me a beer to kick off the party.
I had never felt more embarrassed in my life. With no reservations, they openly judged my petite penis. Several women substituted the small penis gesture while the men were in stitches of laughter.
My cousin exclaimed, "Wow, I thought you turned 60 today, not three years old."
Everybody chuckled even more and tossed out even more unwarranted remarks about my puny boy cock. I glanced at Mickey and requested some attire.
"No way, little buddy! You're the star of the show!"
"Okay," I answered, my face flushed.
"Cheer up. I know it's not pleasant having a microscopic male organ, but it's your birthday. We should take a picture memorializing this event together."
I stared at him and asked, "So where's the birthday present you promised me?"
"Hehe, I just have to order it. You'll receive a box of xxxs condoms with a chastity cage. You should lock up that tiny, insignificant cocklette."
"Yeah, yeah, I like my little cock," I said.
"That's great, cherished peck. Here you go."
He tied a little bowtie around my neck and gave me a napkin and a tray.
"What's this for?" I inquired.
"Someone's gotta serve the snacks, right?"
I didn't fight against their plans. While I passed around snacks and drinks, I endured a barrage of amusing comments and jokes about being old, my pathetically small member, and being casually nude.
My female coworker giggled and said, "I've seen penises the size of this. I can't wait to tell everyone at work that you have the penis of a tiny tot."
An old friend came up to me and observed, "Damn. Does it even grow?"
"Of course it does," I defiantly remarked.
He shook his head and maintained his laughter.
A neighbor asked my female friend, "How does he have sex with such a minuscule thing?"
"I don't know. It appears to be impossible physically. And I've been friends with him for years and have never seen him with anyone."
"Aww, what a pity," she said, wiggling her pinky finger, causing laughter from those around her.
At my party, everyone was making remarks about my body and the size of my manhood. But I tried to act like their comments didn't bother me and carried on with the celebration. Although I was aware they were talking about my bare body and how tiny my schlong was, I managed to enjoy myself after the first half an hour.
With alcohol in my system, I was having a ball. I chatted with everyone and danced like it was the end of days. People filmed me dancing and snapped pictures of my bare flesh and the minuscule member flopping between my legs. I was slapped on my butt, had my tiny genitals touched, and received a few kisses. I felt confident about my self-worth.
"To a successful night," I said, tapping a glass with a fork, echoing Victoria's words.
"I appreciate every single person who's present here. Yes, I realize my penis is smaller than most, and I'm glad it's caught your attention." I paused, expecting a reaction, but the crowd kept their eyes glued to my wee faux-cock.
Suddenly, my member started perking, and the revelry grew even louder with laughter.
"Matthew's got a stiffy."
"Check out how tiny it is."
"The crowd's ravishing him."
The sight of my small penis filled me with astonishment. I coughed uneasily before saying, "At least now I can tell you all climbing up my pole makes it stand tall." They applauded and praised my little engorged member.
My admirable neighbor stepped towards me, grabbed my entire tiny manhood, and whispered, "Go ahead and finish yourself off."
I followed her instructions and started masturbating in front of my friends and family.
"Whoa, he's really jacking it!"
"His super small dick is rock hard now."
I was so enthralled by the spectacle that I lost all awareness of my naked body. I considered everyone watching me, especially my minuscule dick. That thought was enough to make me climax, and my people-pleasing penis spurted its cum everywhere. The audience erupted in a frenzy.
After the orgy of pleasure, everyone wanted a picture with the man they now knew so well.
Facing the reality, I could freely reveal my naked form to the world. No more hiding for me! I could finally show the crowd what I'd always wanted - my immensely little pecker! The bash concluded, and everyone departed.
Though it was undoubtedly the most humiliating experience of my life, I had a blast. I anticipate more opportunities to be in the nude for everyone to stare at. I clicked my fingers and lay back on my bed, feeling another erection. I pondered what was in store for me.
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