All You Can Eat Ass Buffet
Before we begin, I would just like to say that this story foreshadows several spin-offs. This is for all my ass-sucking assholes out there and a tribute to all the ladies who KNOW that men should be their ass-licking servants. If you are not turned on by ass, ass-licking, ass-sniffing, etc. you should not be reading this story.
Warning: Attempting to eat as much ass as this story's protagonist in real life could cause severe illness
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Ever since the first time a woman let me eat her ass, I've been obsessed with the act of rimming. Actually, she demanded that I ate her ass and wouldn't take "no" for an answer, but that's a story for another day. Point is, since that day, roughly 20 years ago, I have been walking around unable to distract myself from the thought of eating ass. My tongue pretty much always feels like it's touching a 9 volt battery. My upper lip always smells alluringly funky.
Every woman I look at, if I'm not asking myself, "Would I?" I'm asking myself, "What do you think she tastes like?" or "Do you think she'd let me do it right now?" And plenty of times, the answer is emphatically, YES, they would LOVE to have me tongue fuck their assholes! Just last week, I rimmed the fuck outta this BBW in a park who had stuffed most of her ass into some yoga pants and had caught my attention. Earlier today, I gave this chick's asshole a tongue scrub at the gas station cuz she had glasses and her hair was in a bun. Then, other times, I don't get so lucky. I've been slapped or punched by several women and asked to leave several establishments. It's not like I don't understand why, it just seems a little unfair. I don't just walk up and help myself to the inside of their assholes, I just ask them if they'll let me!
Recently, I was fired from my pizza delivery job for sucking asshole on the job. I got away with it once, when a beautiful black woman whose tits kept falling out of her white robe invited me into her motel room and said she'd share her weed with me if I ate her ass. I got in trouble for arriving late back at work, but no one found out what happened, so I kept my job. But then, I had a fling with one of my female coworkers and when she found out it was an actual obsession of mine, I soon found myself the ass-eating bitch of the pizza place. Between the three women (four if you count the manager) who knew, and depending on who was on the same shift as me, I would be eating ass between deliveries and on every single break. I learned that pepperoni pizza grease overpowers most any other flavor a relatively clean asshole gives off. Assholes usually have distinct flavors from one individual to the next but all four of their assholes always tasted like pizza, sweat and fart. Eventually, I got caught eating the female manager's ass in the office by the owner, some old douchebag who claimed eating ass was disgusting and unsanitary. I'm sure eating HIS ass would have been all those things!
They made me complete a 30 day stint at Rimjob Rehab, which was a total joke. Rimjob Rehab was like a resort for rimmers! Again, definitely a story for another time.
After my reintroduction to society, I was WAY worse than before. I even let someone tattoo a tiny little gaping anus right by one of my eyes, like a teardrop as a symbol of the pain and suffering that constant rimming had caused me. Somehow, I managed to land a job in a t-shirt factory. My interview was with two male managers and the HR lady, a tall, thin, blonde haired white woman with an athletic build, somewhat broad shoulders and a small, firm butt. The two guys were irrelevant, but she kept smiling at me, to the point where I started to wonder if something was up. Anyway, I blew it off. I figured, I got the job, so if she found me dreamy, that must've helped.
Warehouses tend to be male dominated work environments and the guys working there are usually gross losers like myself who drink too much and disappoint their mothers with every move they make, like myself. However, there were several attractive women working here. Some work in the office, some in the warehouse. Even the owner of the company, Nancy McLancy was hot. When I met each of these women, they were all acting peculiar. Either peculiarly nice or peculiarly mean, but either way, something was off. Throughout the day, women who were nice to me at first were not as nice to me later on. Why???
At any rate, for the most part, I was doing pretty good about keeping my tongue to myself. But then, I inevitably laid eyes on one woman's ass and I just knew I was fucked. I wasn't even trying to gawk, I was caught off guard. All I did was turn my head, I didn't expect to see this woman sitting on a stool looking at a computer with her back turned towards me, with her legs spread wide, so all I could see was the back, ass and thighs of a gorgeous black tomboy. And even so, I doubt it would have affected most people the way it affected me. It wasn't like she was wearing anything revealing or doing anything to intentionally attract sexual attention whatsoever. She was just sitting there, wearing glasses and no makeup, doing her job and I could basically see that she had an ass whatsoever and it set me off. My mouth watered and my tongue tickled. A shockwave went through my cock and balls as I imagined huffing the steam from her firm, shiny, black ass. I immediately wanted a taste.
And that was it. For the rest of the day, I was fixated. The more I tried to think about something other than eating ass, the more I thought about eating ass. The more I tried to distract myself from thinking about HER ass, the more I noticed the asses of the other women I work with. It was shameful!
Obviously, I needed to clear my head. So I took an early lunch and went to a local fast food joint on my lunch break. There was a young Central and/or South American woman with glasses working as a cashier there. She has a nice ass too. The asses of women from that part of the world have a style all their own. Big or small, they are all gorgeous.
After I ordered my food, I noticed an angry look on her face. What had I done? How could she have caught me looking at her ass when it's facing the other direction?
"You're thinking about eating my ass, aren't you?" She shouted angrily in front of all the customers.
I was stuck on pause, puzzled.
"Don't look at me like you don't know what I'm talking about. Every time you come in here, you are thinking about licking and eating and sucking my asshole you fucking sicko!" She said with a thick accent as she climbed up onto the counter.
She turned around, dropped her pants, grabbed me by the head and shoved my head up her ass. She wiped her ass with my face so I took a deep inhale through my nose right before I stuck my tongue out and savored the flavor. She tasted like high quality coffee grounds and sweat. That's the other thing I've learned. If you eat a woman's ass, fresh out of some super tight pants, while she's at work, you will always taste sweat. For me, it enhances any ass-eating experience.
She held my head in one spot with both hands and ordered me to "SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! NO HANDS! SUCK! SUCK! THAT'S RIGHT, SUCK! YOU LIKE THE TASTE? YOU LIKE THE TASTE? FUCKING SICK FUCKING PERVERT! FUCK YOU, SUCK THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE!" As she just banged my face into her ass a bunch of times and continued to literally scream insults at me, with customers protesting and threatening to call the police, like cunts.
When she was done with me, she threw my head away from her and told me to fuck off, which I did. I had to get back to work. I never really got to eat any food but at this point, I wasn't thinking about food anymore. I had just been forced into a rimjob relapse! I had the bittersweet taste of a woman's hardworking, sweaty asshole on my tongue and I now needed more. I didn't know what to do. I just knew I had to go back to work and hide the strongest craving I'd ever had for another 4 hours.
So, when I got back to work, I was walking through the isles of the warehouse and there stood the woman with the nice ass I was trying so hard not to look at earlier! Her name was Angela. She's a short, tough tomboy with dark black skin and a slight Caribbean accent with beautiful love handles popping out the sides of her tight army green t-shirt, wearing her long, curly hair in a bun. Her ass, which was stuffed into a pair of jeans that looked uncomfortably tight, wasn't huge but it still had me hypnotized, although now she was facing me and had an angry look on her face. Behind her, were the other women working in the warehouse.
There was Kimberly; a short, dainty, fair-skinned Latina woman with a cute, pirky bubble butt. She was wearing glasses and had a very serious, almost somber demeanor about her.
There was Emily, who stood about 5'6". She had long, luscious, curly red hair, thick full lips, chubby cheeks and a double chin. She had one of those bodies that rode the line between thick and slightly overweight, which I find extremely attractive. She had a fat, round ass, with a lot more cellulite than the other ladies. She frowned at me with bitter disgust, as though she hated me. For what, I don't know. All I wanted to do was shove my tongue up her ass!
Then there was Alma from Argentina, whose demeanor was completely different than the other women. She had friendly vibes and was bubbling with excitement. She was the tallest of them all, as well as the oldest being in her late 40's (and looking incredible) at roughly 5'10", with long firm legs, a long torso, a beautifully jiggly ass and small, pirky tits.
Last but definitely not least, you had Britney; a voluptuous Jewish woman in her late twenties. She was the only one not wearing jeans and a t-shirt, which made her stand out. Instead, she was wearing overalls with a half-top underneath, which made her big tits and love handles buldge out the sides as she played with her curly locks of long, flowing, dark brown/blackish hair. She didn't seem particularly friendly or unfriendly, just visibly horny and ready for whatever was about to happen.
"You think we don't know?" Said Angela, staring a hole through me.
"Know what?" I replied, completely confused by the situation.
"You keep thinking about eating ass, you fucking pervert!"
Oh man, this again???
"All day, all you do is think about eating women's assholes! Every fucking woman you look at! In fact, you smell like you were eating ass on your lunch break."
Ashamed, I responded with, "I prefer not to disclose what I had for lunch, thank you."
"You talk like a fucking asshole sucking loser. Get down on your knees."
"But, but" I protested as I got down to my knees. She lowered her jeans as she turned her dark, shiny, plump but firm black ass towards me and spread cheek.
"Shut the fuck up and suck, fucker!" She demanded as a couple of the other women rushed me from behind and mushed my face between her beautiful, clammy cheeks. I inhaled the scent of her ass, just as I had imagined earlier just before I urgently began tongue fucking her in the asshole as hard and fast as I could without actually breaking my nose.
At one point, she and the other women held my head in one place as they loudly ordered me to "SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! NO HANDS! SUCK! SUCK! THAT'S RIGHT, SUCK! YOU LIKE THE TASTE? YOU LIKE THE TASTE? FUCKING SICK FUCKING PERVERT! FUCK YOU, SUCK THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE!" And then she just banged my face into her ass a bunch of times as our co-workers zip-tied my hands behind my back.
Just as Angela was trying to stuff her ass back into those jeans, Emily freed her dimply, pasty, wobbling ass from her jeans and they shoved my face up her ass too. I licked her hole and her crack, up and down, up and down and then jammed my tongue all the way up her asshole, hard, just as she instructed, with the other women pulling my hair, choking me, spanking me and mashing my face up her ass. That's the way I like it. I want the flavor and the aroma ground into my face so it never goes away.
Emily pulled her asshole away from me, almost as if to punish me by doing so, and then crouched down and grabbed my face, staring me down, eye to eye. "I fucking hate you, you fucking pervert. This is all perverts like you are good for. FUCK you!" Followed by a swift, open-handed slap in the face, after which she got up, walked away and began fighting to get her fat ass back into those jeans.
And then Kimberly came forward. I heard a voice, probably Emily, saying "You don't deserve what you're about to get you piece of garbage!" I actually agreed. As Kimberly lowered her pants and showed me that smooth, delicate ass of hers, I couldn't wait to bury my entire tongue inside of her as deep as possible. And when I finally did, she tasted like Oreo milkshake and her smooth cheeks felt like new, warm pillows against my face. I was obsessed, the others had to pull me away.
Now I was salivating and grunting like a dog as Alma came forward, pants down, spreading her honey-colored asshole open for me to dive my tongue into, with the hands of several other women rubbing and smushing my face into it. It was too good to be true. She tasted like honey and tobacco. I felt like I was on vacation in some mythical, exotic country.
Just when I thought it couldn't get better, fucking Britney came forward. She brushed her thick, dark hair back, turned around and dropped her overalls, removed one leg from them, spread her legs apart and touched the floor.
"EAT IT FUCKER!" She demanded with a big smile. "Get in there! Get that tongue all the way up my asshole!" Kimberly and Alma spread her cheeks apart as my entire fucking tongue slithered up her sexy anus like a snake. The folds of her rectal muscles massaged my tongue as her thick, white cheeks obscured my visibility entirely.
It was a true all you can eat ass buffet! After they were done with me, Angela and Emily pushed me up against the t-shirt racks. Angela got real close to my face and said, "You belong to us now. We can use you whenever we want, for however long we want. Understand?"
I nodded obediently and she told the others to let go of my neck and cut off my zip-ties.
"Well," said Angela. "Get back to work."
- Despite the warning about attempting excessive ass eating, the protagonist's anus-addiction has only grown stronger, leading him to constantly ponder about the taste and willingness of various women to partake in a rimjob.
- At a fast food restaurant, a woman with a nice Central or South American ass catches the protagonist staring and confronts him, revealing her awareness of his analingis fixation and forcing him into a humiliating rimjob in front of customers.
- After being fired from his pizza delivery job, the protagonist lands a job in a t-shirt factory and the women there, sensing his addiction, are peculiar towards him, often switching from niceness to anger in unexpected ways.
- In the midst of his workday, the protagonist is overtaken by his craving and confronted by several women, who collectively taunt and force him into multiple rimjobs, reminding him of his humiliating 'All You Can Eat Ass Buffet' addiction.
