Analisa
Analisa
As usual, I am at a bar. I walk in and sit at the first empty seat I can find. I wind up next to a woman in her 40's who's mildly attractive even if slightly overweight with her cookie-brown complexion, greasy long black hair, exotic eyes, double chin and crooked teeth. She wasn't dressed up and what she was wearing wasn't revealing much. She was wearing a black dress and at first, a black zip-hoodie, which she removed at some point.
We got into some small talk. We were both talking shit about the music playing in the bar, some top 40 garbage. She was cool. There was a toughness about her, as she spoke very bluntly between taking drags of a cigarette, but she had a cute giggle. And her crooked teeth were endearing.
When she got up to take off her jacket, I could sorta see her figure: a nice bottle-shaped physique with about 20 extra pounds for squish. She had D cups at minimum, but she was clearly not wearing a bra, nor did she appear to be wearing any panties. Her plump body was very bouncy, which turned me on. She had enough ass to offend a lesser man.
We talked for about 20 minutes without making introductions. At some point, we were talking shit about other people in the bar. She started to tell me about one of the other male patrons in the bar,
"Oh my God," she laughed. "One time, I fucked..." and then she paused. "Sorry, does that make you uncomfortable?"
"What?" I asked
"When I talk about fucking people. I know it grosses out some guys."
I laughed too. "I'm not squeamish," I said. "I don't get why talking about sex is so taboo anyway, it's the most enjoyable part of life!"
She was glad to hear that. This spun off into another conversation about society and how society views women and how society views promiscuity and how being judged by people with weak sex drives is more their problem than ours, etc.
"I don't give a fuck" she said. "Fuck all that waiting shit. If I wanna fuck someone, I fuck em. I don't care what other people who I'm not having sex with have to say about it."
I actually really respect that statement and find it rare that anyone, especially a woman, ever just puts it out there like that. And why shouldn't they? Why be ashamed? But beyond that of course, I was turned on and found it fucking hot! I was thinking about hooking up with her now. And then I finally realized, we still had not made introductions.
"By the way, my name is Ballz. Dickard Ballz."
"Anal Lisa" she replied...wait...what?
"Analisa?" I asked.
She corrects me and says "It's Anal Lisa. It's a nickname."
"Oh. And how did you get a nickname like that?"
"Guys call me that cuz they all fuck me in the ass."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, I love it up the ass. Any time I meet a guy, I let him fuck me in the ass. And then I let all his friends fuck me in the ass. My asshole's HELLA loose! Wanna see?"
"Why yes, I would love to see how loose your asshole is! That would make my day!"
She hopped up off the bar stool, with her thick, juicy body bouncing when she landed and turned her fleshy, wobbling ass towards me and lifted her dress to reveal her big brown ass. She then grabbed her cheeks, over-filling her hands with flesh and spread them apart to reveal her beautiful asshole. She's right, it is fucking loose.
The further she spread her cheeks apart, the more open her hole became. She then took both her index fingers and spread her hole open even wider, so now I could see up inside her. I was so fucking horny. She slid one finger inside her hole and let go of it with the other finger, allowing her hole to close over the one that was inside it with a sorta "thud" like sound. But the hole doesn't close all the way over her finger, which she was now fucking herself with, causing little gust-of-wind sounds because her used asshole is too loose to close over her index finger, which she's buttfucking herself with at a well-populated bar for the entertainment of a complete stranger (me).
"Now stick your finger in your mouth. Look at me while you taste your asshole," I said. She complied, with a slight smirk.
"I bet you taste amazing, don't you?" She nodded coyly.
"Mmm," she moaned, sucking her assy fingers. "Like cookies."
"You sexy bitch," I smiled back, now fully erect. "Wink at me."
She smiled wider as she held her cheeks open and winked at me with her asshole three times. My cock was so hard it wanted to jump out of my pants.
"Hold it open" as I said, She did.
I knelt down and proceeded to tongue fuck her delicious asshole, right there at the bar in front of a bunch of dumbasses who seemed to not even notice. She smothered my face with her cheeks as I curled my tongue, scrubbing her bottom ring as thoroughly as possible. The bartender, this older, rougher looking butch lady with a Lucielle Ball voice ran up from behind the bar to join in. She rammed my head up Analisa's ass and then held it in place as she spanked the brown, wobbling cheek until there were red hand marks on it.
"SUCK! THAT! ASS! Goddammit SUCK! THAT! ASSHOLE!" She screamed angrily. Each time she would WACK Analisa on the ass-cheek, Analisa let out a moan that was louder than the previous one.
"SUCK it!" The butch bartender continued. "That's right SUCK IT! SUCK! IT!!! GET IN THERE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
"FUCK THIS!" screamed Anal Lisa, still holding her asshole open with both hands.
"I WANT YOUR COCK! FUCK ME WITH YOUR FUCKING COCK!"
"I bet your fucking hole's too loose to even close over it, fucking whore!" Shouted the bartender It's gonna sound like you're farting again!"
Analisa held her cheeks open and I slid my enormous cock up her ass, without issue. It was as the bartender said, still too loose and worn out to completely close over my cock and thus, making fart noise with each thrust. Both Analisa and I were extremely turned on by the fart sound the looseness of her asshole caused as I assfucked her at the bar.
"Oh fuck yeah!" She screamed. "I can't even feel it, can you???"
"Just barely"
"So fuckin hot!"
"Fuck yeah!"
She stuck a finger up her ass while I fucked her so we could feel something. I stuck an additional finger up her ass for a while, but only so I could take it out and put it in her mouth. Eventually I came in her ass A LOT, sucked it out and then made out with her and then she made out with the bartender. As I left, some other guy was mounting her. I never paid for my drinks.
Analisa's mature demeanor and confidence in her sexuality were apparent, as she proudly identified herself as 'Anal Lisa', a nickname given due to her love for ass play. Her body, classified as BBW, was plump and bouncy, with ample ass that some might find 'offensive'. During their conversation, Analisa casually mentioned her past sexual encounters, causing a pause in the conversation. Upon reassurance, she continued, discussing her 'slut-positive' attitude towards sex, appreciating the lack of judgment from Ballz. This led to an open discussion about societal norms and the stigma surrounding promiscuity. Analisa proudly declared her love for anal sex, inviting Ballz to witness the loose nature of her anus. She spread her cheeks, revealing the loose hole and proceeded to finger herself for his entertainment. At his command, she also tasted her own ass, further emphasizing her 'slut-positive' attitude. The encounter continued at the bar, with Analisa being ass-fucked by Ballz and later by another man, all while she held her ass open for their pleasure.
