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College Students Suffer From Masturbation Outbreak

College students grapple with anti-masturbation campaigns.

Spankmasters
May 30, 2024
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Epidemic of College Masturbation
Epidemic of College Masturbation

College Students Suffer From Masturbation Outbreak

Wow, this is like a whole other world! Imagine a future where colleges have an issue with their male students masturbating in the showers. It's a bit like a dystopian setting from the nineties, where everything seems to have gone wrong. Let me set the scene for you.

At colleges all over the country, there's a significant problem occurring. Guys from freshmen to seniors are finding it hard to resist the temptation of churning out their jizz during their showers. Signs are plastered everywhere, advising young men to refrain from sexting off in the showers due to the damage it's causing to the pipes. The constant flow of semen through the pipes is like a nightmare for the plumbers who have to unblock them. It's so sexy yet so problematic at the same time. And don't think the ladies aren't noticing this - they've been watching with glee, laughing at the lack of self-control by their male counterparts.

These repeated instances have left colleges with no choice but to address the situation. They've noticed that a whole lot of the men can't resist the urge to knock one out in the safety of a shower stall instead of their dorm rooms where their roommates might catch them. Every semester, they'd spend hours each day stroking their dicks until their hot, sticky load is drained into the shower drains.

If you thought things couldn't get worse, think again! One college had to shut down an entire dorm's shower system because of the amount of cum spew that had clogged the pipes. It's like they were filling their drains with viscous, creamy goodness. The poor fellows living in that dorm had to watch as the plumbers arrived with a huge barrel to collect the big bowl of semen into. And we're not kidding when we say it was a big barrel - it was as big as a wine barrel. The female students of that college found it unbearably amusing as the humiliated men's faces turned red.

The situation was so dire that many colleges were discussing extreme measures to manage the damage the men were causing to the pipes. A top-rated university in Texas decided to be the pioneers of change by removing the shower stalls from college men's bathrooms. From then on, the men had no choice but to shower exposed in front of everyone else. The idea was that the shame of exposing themselves would prevent the guys from masturbating. And what's more, the showers would always be monitored by someone just to make sure no one was getting their rocks off in the showers.

This was a tough one for frat bros who lived in fraternity houses. Their leaders had to implement new rules to remove showers from the frat houses and send the boys off to the nearest dorms or college rec center to shower. But some resisted. They pleaded for their privacy and right to their shower stalls, but when threatened with expulsion, they caved. They grudgingly changed their daily shower habits, choosing the less glamorous, communal showers. But just because they're in a communal setting doesn't lessen the desire to stroke one off.

The guys who were once so concerned about having enough time alone to fap in their dorm rooms started using their roommates' schedules to their advantage. Since the shower stalls were out of commission, a lot of young men began to note when their roommates weren't there, giving them freer opportunities to sneak in some sucking and stroking.

However, removing the shower stalls had an unexpected side effect - the men were using their time in their dorm rooms more often just to fap than ever before. It was so much easier to walk over to a dorm room when you knew you had it all to yourself. The young men got to the point where they'd unzip their pants as soon as they realized their roomie was out. So, not only did the number of times they masturbated increase, but so did the sheer amount of time they spent fapping.

It's like a room full of frat boys on medication for erectile dysfunction. Multiple times a day, they're wanking themselves off in the comfort of their dorm room. College men's grades were suffering, and it wasn't only due to their studying. Yes, there was a problem. The university researchers found this to be a significant issue that needed to be addressed. The women at colleges nationwide only had laughter at the ridiculous state of affairs.

Ultimately, a strict rule was introduced by the authorities that male students were no longer allowed to masturbate. This decision was met with scorn and laughs on the college campuses from freshmen to seniors, aged 19-22. Many males believed the rule would never be implemented and continued to engage in self-pleasure. The adult movie industry experienced a surge in popularity among college guys, leading to the opening of stores near multiple college campuses. Some male students even got jobs at these establishments, using their breaks to indulge in secret masturbation sessions in their cars with stolen porn magazines.

Determined to enforce this unusual law, certain universities across the nation conducted surprise room checks. University staff would trespass unexpectedly to search for any signs of masturbation. The male students grew enraged by these breaches of privacy. Even the most respected members of the institution, such as football team quarterbacks or debate team captains, went to great lengths to avoid leaving evidence. Some clever fellows masturbated and then licked up their semen to remove any physical traces of their actions. One individual at a university decided to swallow the semen off his body after a late-night indulgence to evade detection. Though disgusted, he preferred this approach over the risk of being caught in a room check.

One western university adopted a humiliating punishment for those caught masturbating. Their discipline varied from staff members or RAs who found the evidence. Besides being banned from working at adult video or bookstores, these young men experienced naked spankings. Two unfortunate individuals from this university were discovered with underwear stained with semen. They tried to claim it was the result of a wet dream, but their excuse was met with disbelief. These young men underwent the agony of being forced to strip, kneel in front of an inspector, and receive a nude spanking. The embarrassment reached new heights when they were punished in the middle of the night, with other students overhearing the spanking sounds and yelling from their victims.

One west coast university took thisAuthority Issues 2020 - 08-07-2020a bold step further. The school decided to employ corporal punishment on young men found to have played with themselves. The sanctions varied according to the person performing the inspection. These students were not only spanked but also prohibited from working at adult video or bookstores. Two young men were unlucky enough to be caught with stained undergarments. They attempted to blame their nocturnal emissions, but the staff didn't buy their story.

These enduringly humiliated students were made to disrobe, kneel in front of an inspector for a near-nude spanking. Their fellow students on the same floor tried to hide their incriminating underwear before their own inspections occurred. Unfortunately for these victims, one female student filmed the spanking in the bushes outside the dormitories. The young men heard snickers all over campus following these episodes.

The university in Texas that pioneered the implementation of communal showers made another groundbreaking decision. They decided to make all male students wear chastity devices for an entire semester, effectively ending the masturbation issue and reducing unplanned pregnancies. Male students lined up in embarrassment to have their chastity devices fitted. The baseball team endured the most shame, as their practice field became the setting for the chastity device fittings, with the news capturing the event. Camera crews filmed the athletes standing with their pants at their ankles and their genitals locked away. One player experienced a particularly embarrassing moment when his cup flew off, landing between his legs as he stood with his pants around his ankles. His face turned bright red when he attempted to cover himself while retrieving his cup. The entire incident made the front page of the daily paper.

In the second half of the semester, the males at the university were desperate for release. Their swollen testicles teemed with pent-up semen, causing them to leak precum incessantly. Biology classes became a torture chamber when the lesson plan discussed masturbation, leading some to audibly moan in response. By the end of the semester, all the students were preoccupied with their aching balls. While leaving campus, they were stopped by authorities and had their chastity devices removed. Almost every student experienced a hard-on upon liberation, causing frustration during the entire drive home. Some needed to use a rest area to relieve their sexual tension due to their continuous arousal. This rest area near campus ended up closing its men's bathroom when they encountered a messy scenario caused by men who had masturbated before leaving.

By the midway point of the semester, the men on campus were aroused and desperate for relief. The swollen balls teemed with unreleased cum, leaking precum constantly. In biology classes, they found it difficult to concentrate when the course focused on reproduction, resulting in audible sighs from a few of them.

The righteous state university in Texas made a grand gesture, deciding that all male students would wear the chastity devices during each semester. The students were outraged by the thought of being locked up for an entire semester.

The baseball team experienced great humiliation as the media broadcasted them lining up with their pants and jocks around their ankles as their chastity devices were strapped on. One player's embarrassment multiplied when his cup disappeared between his legs. His red face, while retrieving it, became a national news headline.

The chastity device's removal at the end of the semester caused strong reactions from the students. Every man felt winded while getting back into their pants. The restraint led to a difficult drive home with a persistent erection. Some couldn't withstand the anticipation any longer and visited rest areas to masturbate in their washrooms. A nearby rest area was forced to close its bathrooms after a cummy mess was left by a few masturbating men.

College guys would frantically release their semen as soon as they reached home. They knew their freedom wouldn't last long, as their chastity belts would be put back on when they returned to school for the following semester.

Sadly, the government was delighted with the success of the university's chastity trial, so they made it compulsory for all colleges in the nation to include the rule in their code of conduct that all male students wear chastity devices throughout each semester. Not long after, students from all over the country returned to college and queued up to be fitted with their chastity devices. This resulted in a nation filled with sexually frustrated young men, with no end in sight for the mandate. Due to the increase in grades, the reduced number of unwed pregnancies on campuses, and the lack of issues with blocked drains caused by ejaculate, the rule seemed to be working in their favor.

After a few men had their penises locked away at one university, a loving mother snapped a photo of her 19-year-old college freshman and his roommate. They both tried to hide their disappointment, knowing they couldn't pleasure themselves or ejaculate for the next four months. The chastity belts were just visible below their pants and underwear, a constant reminder of their condition.

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