Nick Beard's Exciting Journeys
After considering the responses to my previous tale, 'A Marriage Surprise Conclusion,' it became evident that trying to pen a steamy narrative was a significant error. Here's the alternative:
The Sex-Fueled Adventures of Nick Beard
"And that's why Roxxii isn't really attractive," typed the fleshy digits rapidly, sticking momentarily to the keys with each violent strike, "her implants are way too big and mismatched, while her pinched waist is odd, especially since she's gained some weight. No proper Alpha would intertwine himself with anyone who looks like that."
Pressing the Enter key, Nick Beard smirked as his words materialized on the forum wall, neglecting to marvel at the impending chaotic response, instead leaping to a different account in the same forum and commenting about the same porn actress.
"Roxxii must enlarge her implants significantly and address her waist issue, or she's bound to appear like a beached whale..."
Nick carried on for some time as the commotion ensued, with some hardcore aficionados threatening despicable acts against both his alter egos, depending on their individual views. Several obscene phrases were thrown around, and the moderators were eventually compelled to wield the banhammer to maintain order and decorum.
Chuckling to himself, his double chins quivered as Nick felt pride in taunting such easy targets. Pussy whipped, the lot of them. If they didn't want to be ridiculed, they shouldn't be on the internet.
He pondered jerking off, perhaps even to Roxxii, as he hadn't actually viewed any of her videos and they may not be that poor, but deciding to relieve himself first, he elected to delay his pleasure-seeking.
Rising from his gaming chair took some effort, his flab getting snared in the chair's arms before brushing off corn chip crumbs onto his pants and making his way upstairs. The door from his basement-turned-room led directly to the kitchen. Without a second thought about anyone being around, he yanked open the door at the top of the stairs with a bang.
"Hello... honey!" His stepmother said slightly out of breath, "how are... you... this fine day?"
The pauses as she spoke were due to her current cowgirl situation on the kitchen counter by Elba, their twenty-five-year-old black neighbor. Mrs. Beard, also known as Mom, possessed the same allure as many mothers - equally erotic and curvaceous, yet innocent and demure, although seemingly in her late fifties while also younger than a teen.
In the world of Nick Beard, where porn logic prevailed, all Moms were fair game. Therefore, Elba made frequent use of Mom, visiting at least once a day to fuck her fervently, with his colossal black cock relentlessly ramming into Mom's pussy until she skillfully positioned herself beneath him to receive his cumshot on her pretty face, just as he fired off.
"I'm fine, Mom," Nick signed with indifference, ignoring what was going on as he headed to the stairs, "just heading to the loo."
"Okay dear," Mom breathed contentedly after getting every last drop from Elba's cock, "I'll be preparing sloppy Joes later."
"Sloppy Moms, more like," Elba's quip followed Nick up the stairs, yet he didn't respond. Why bother? This was simply how things functioned. Moms were fair game, and black neighbors constantly made their way over to cuck the spouse. Porn logic.
On the landing, the bathroom was the last door on the left, yet even before that, Nick could hear a distinct, wet, buzzy noise.
"Oh my god..." someone moaned from the room next door, "OH MY GOD yes!"
Passing by, Nick noticed his step-sister, Fanny, masturbating while standing in front of the cracked-open door. When she heard a noise, her eyes popped open in shock.
"Nick!" She protested miserably, "you shouldn't invade my privacy!"
"Then shut the door," Nick retorted wearily, used to his stepsister's habits.
Pouting, Fanny looked dejected.
"I can't believe you've interrupted me! You'll have to fuck me so I can climax expeditiously!"
Closing the door, Nick rolled his eyes in annoyance. Why couldn't his stepsister just accept that, because she wasn't Blonde, five foot tall, and possessed the measurements of 38-24-38, he simply wouldn't be attracted to her. I mean, 5'2, 34-28-34 and Brunette? Yuck, not for me.
He reassured himself that it wasn't his fault that he had preferences. If women wouldn't accept him for who he was - three hundred pounds, five foot six, and with disheveled facial hair - then they were just shallow bitches. It had nothing to do with the fact that he was unattractive and would never be wanted by any female, it was most definitely them.
Reaching the bathroom, Nick swiftly locked the door behind him. He swiftly removed his trousers and underwear before settling in front of the toilet. Peeing, his attention was drawn towards his neighbour's house. Through the window, he spotted Mrs. Honker going down on someone who must be the plumber because of the van parked in front of their house. This gave him just the right opportunity to spy on his neighbour fucking a pizza delivery guy.
Finally done, he had no thoughts of cleaning his hands. Instead, he descended the stairs, passing his sister's room. However, she seemed engrossed in a lewd act, ignoring Nick as he silently walked past.
In the living room, his mother and Elba were indulging in another lewd act. Mom was engrossed in her soaps, sitting on her lover's lap with her eyes focused on the screen while Elba thrust into her.
Though tempted, Nick decided to go outside for some groceries - energy drinks and chips. He admired the hustle and bustle in the neighbourhood, viewing various sexual acts that were happening in people's homes. While he strolled down the street, he noticed some women in their backyard, fondling their gardeners who had barred their shirts in this summer heat. The sight of this aroused him and he continued to the main street.
As he walked through the main street, a horrific scene startled him. A couple was chatting casually on the street, touching each other! Horrified, his attention captured two college girls. "Hey," the blonde girl called out, her white top tied around her waist, revealing her bra barely covering her breasts. Wearing similar daisy dukes as her friend, she carried a challenge.
"We're trying to settle a bet. She says she can give better blowjobs than me. I don't believe her, but her boyfriend does. You can help us out if you're willing to fuck us."
Nodding, they kneeled before him, pulling out his ... mundane penis. Upon seeing it, they gasped and, without hesitation, began to suck him off. Poor Jess couldn't continue as he came within mere seconds. The other girl, Natasha, took matters into her hands. Grabbing him, she ignored any evidence of his first orgasm before he could shoot another load onto her face.
"Who was better," they begged to know.
"Natasha," he confirmed, causing Natasha to celebrate with a joyous kiss on the cheek, much to Jess's chagrin.
"Thanks," Natasha said, leaning in to press her majestic breasts against him.
"Nope, not into you," he answered, dismissing her.
"May I take you out for a meal to thank you," she asked dreamily, rubbing herself against him, drawing his attention to her voluptuous breasts, the brilliance of her looks, and her smooth legs. Nick, unmoved, gathered his shopping bag and continued.
Despite a slight delay because of a shoplifter who chose to fuck the manager to pay for her crime, Nick returned home feeling happy. As he approached his house, an extraordinary light caught his eye. Suddenly, he was transported to another place. He found himself floating in mid-air as he dropped his bag in shock.
Before him stood an alien - a red-skinned humanoid being with an extraneous breast and an enormous ass. The door in the room he found himself in was so wide to accommodate this curious creature.
"Nick Beard!" The alien called out in a sultry tone with otherworldly undertones, "I've travelled many millions of light-years to find you! If you don't fuck me right now, my species will die!"
Nick's face hardened as he tried to maintain a firm grip on his unkempt chin and beard, but it was no use. He could feel the jiggle of his jawline as he nodded in what he imagined was a determined way.
Around him, the Alien creature bent over, displaying its enormous derriere. It was apparent that its huge backside was designed to house multiple genital openings.
"Which one should I fuck?" The creature asked, lowering its pants.
"Any." The creature answered with a sense of urgency. "I just need your cock!"
Without pausing for more questions or wasting time, Nick penetrated the creature's vaginal opening. However, he soon found himself readjusting his position. When he was finally satisfied, he began to fuck it with zeal.
"Ooh." The Alien moaned, "Ah..."
To Nick's surprise, two additional human males appeared through two further doors.
"Ah, Hugh Gigantus, Harry Testicles," the Alien called out, greeting them. "I need impregnation, or else my species will die. Each of you, fuck one of my anal cavities..."
Watching Hugh and Harry approach the Alien's genital openings, Nick noticed that their cocks were much larger than his own. The sight left him blushing and trembling, his penis falling out of a warm hole unnoticed.
"No!" Nick exclaimed, causing everyone to look at him with astonishment. "I won't fuck someone when another man is fucking them. I don't want to see another guy's dick. What are you, gay?" The tension in his voice was apparent as he spoke of his refusal.
The Alien seemed perplexed by his statement.
"But if you don't want to continue to fuck me, then I cannot accept you, Nick Clean-Shaven," the Alien said, sounding regretful. "You could have been the father to a new generation, your name would have been renowned across the land, but instead you insist on your own rules."
Before Nick could respond, he was removed from the spaceship in the same flash of light that had brought him into the sky. His penis was visible and flopping freely as he soared back through the air, too stunned to fasten his pants.
Seconds later, Nick found himself back in his car, the shopping he had been picking up spread around the floor. Gathering his belongings, he marched back to his house.
Ignoring the sight of his mother being double-penetrated by two muscular African men and his father pleasuring himself in the corner, Nick headed straight for his sister's room. Fanny looked up at him, appearing puzzled.
"What are you...?" she began to ask, but was interrupted by Nick's forceful removal of her hand from her vibrator.
"Shut up!" Nick shouted, quickly moving on top of her, pushing into her dripping cunt. Fanny was gleeful.
"Oh Nick," she moaned loudly, not paying attention to the weight pressing on her small breasts and toned body.
Fending off the pleasure he was causing his stepsister, Nick continued frantically pounding into her. After a lengthy period of thrusting, Nick finally claimed victory by ejaculating inside her.
"Oh Nicky," she gasped, pleased despite not achieving orgasm herself.
To her shock, Fanny then found herself being flipped onto her stomach.
Taking a mixture of his own semen and Fanny's vaginal fluids, Nick smeared it across her anal opening. His hard-on and full balls returned at the same time, so he wasted no time pressing himself against the lubed opening.
"Oh..." Fanny moaned, actually able to feel him this time, "Oh yes... Oh fuck..."
As she experienced a powerful orgasm, her anus contracted, and the sensation overwhelmed Nick. He was unable to control himself and released his second load for the night. [end of paraphrasing]
In retaliation, Nick erupted again, despite not having expended as much cum in Fanny's ass as he had in her vagina.
After escaping the Alien's quarters, Nick returned to reality, noting the bizarre scene in his home. With his anger boiling over, he tossed his bag of groceries into the kitchen and sprinted up the stairs. Ignoring the vibrator in Fanny's hand, he climbed on top of her and began pounding away.
After a surprisingly long sex session, exceeding two minutes, Nick erupted deep inside Fanny, emitting a primal scream as he discharged. Fanny, on the other hand, didn't notice her sister's orgasm and cooed happily as a result.
Fanny was pushed onto her belly suddenly.
Nick spread some of the combined cum and Fanny's lubrication across her anus and rammed himself inside.
"Oh" Fanny moaned, able to sense pleasure again, "Oh yes... Oh fuck..."
Overwhelmed by the sensation, Nick couldn't resist ejaculating a second time.
Looking down at his stepsister, Nick could see that her asshole and pussy were both dripping with cum. A smile spread across her face as she happily made loud, satisfied noises.
Nick thought, "Maybe Fanny could bring me joy. She doesn't quite meet my requirements, but she clearly wants me and is always ready for sex. Perhaps I'm not as selective as I think..."
Disregarding this train of thought, Nick didn't even react as he walked into the bathroom.
After all, he was the Alpha in this situation. He didn't need to settle for a less-than-ideal partner.
In the shower, Nick had to maneuver his bulging stomach out of the way just to see his own cock. Food particles loosened by the water's pressure fell from his beard, but he chose to ignore this.
Determined to accept nothing less than perfection, Nick repeatedly told himself that he was an Alpha, and as a result, others would always agree with him, no matter how absurd his beliefs were.
With this confidence, Nick went on to enjoy his shower, secure in the knowledge that, in the porn-driven world he lived in, men like him would always hold power.
Read also:
- Kristin, Tasha, and I: Chapter 2
- End of School Term [Ocean View Series]
- A Memorable Visit to the Beach
- A Collection of Attractive Siblings for My Lesbian Affections - Chapter 3
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