Villains Victorious: Darkseid/Hela
Welcome to villains victorious, folks. In our first chapter, The Joker and Harley Quinn infiltrated the Bat Cave and gave The Batman some femdom and bisexual male/male/female action. In the second chapter, Wonder Woman and Superman got fucked by Darkseid, Lord of the Planet Apocalypse, and his pansexual, devious acolyte Desaad, God of Torture. In our third offering, we revisited the Forever Knight Vampire Universe, where vampire detective Nick Knight and his lover Dr. Natalie Lambert got shown some enlightenment by vampire master Lucien Lacroix. How can we shock you next?
Let us take on Thanos the Mad Titan, arguably the MCU's best villain. The fellow took on Thor, the Hulk, the Scarlet Witch, Spiderman, Captain America, Star Lord, Gamora, and Dr. Strange. Thanos defeated the Avengers and other MCU heroes and heroines like a billion times and they defeated him only once. When Thanos arrived in Valhalla, the paradise of the heroic Norse gods and valiant Norse men and Norse women, Hela was none too happy to see him. Yeah, this is how their meeting went, folks...
"Thanos, you are not worthy of me," said Hela, Asgardian Goddess of Death. With that, Hela snapped the Adamantium chastity device on Thanos gigantic purple cock, thereby beginning the cuckolding process. On his knees, Thanos the Mad Titan looked up at Hela, who smirked. After almost killing Thor, Asgardian God of Thunder, and surviving Surtur the Fire Demon, Hela was in fine spirits. A certain purple giant needed punishment for failing to deliver on his promises. Hela doesn't suffer fools, folks...
"Mistress Death, why have you forsaken me?" Thanos whined, and Hela took a whip and whipped him across the face. Thanos endured the torment without flinching. Hela tugged on the chastity device, causing Thanos to wince in pain. That big purple dick looked great in a chastity device. Hela looked at Thanos and shook her head. In the hollowed halls of Valhalla, the souls of men and women are accepted as long as they were brave and died fighting for what they believed in. Hela reunited with Odin, Frigga, Heimdall and the Warriors Three, and there were no grudges, they toasted to each other's prowess like true warriors. Hela can respect worthy opponents and even admire them. Thanos, though, was a bitch...
"You tried to destroy half of all life in the universe in my name, something I never asked for, and then you FAILED in your task," Hela said angrily. The Goddess of Death grabbed the Mad Titan's face and spat on it. Thanos smiled beatifically and drank Hela's spittle like a true sycophant. When Hela drew back her hand to bitch slap Thanos, he asked her to do it with a spiked glove. Disgusted, Hela refused to touch Thanos at all since her punishing him was what gave him pleasure. To solve the issue, Hela asked an evil variant of Dr. Strange for help.
"I can summon a Dark Lord worthy of you, Hela, from another universe," said the deceased evil variant of Dr. Strange. Hela smiled and nodded. The deceased evil variant of Dr. Strange, first seen in Multiverse of Madness, conjured up a portal and reached across time and space. The MCU is a vast universe but it didn't contain that many Dark Lords. Dr. Strange's deceased evil variant, a newcomer to Valhalla, summoned a Dark Lord from the DCEU. One who was poised to lead an alien Armada from the Planet Apocalypse against the forces of the Planet Earth.
"What is this?" Darkseid demanded, and the evil God-King of the Planet Apocalypse glared angrily at Dr. Strange. The specter was deceased but Darkseid intended to make him suffer just the same. The Dark Lord realized that he was in another universe. This wasn't the DCEU, where Superman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, The Batman and Cyborg just defeated Darkseid's uncle Steppenwolfe and his alien army of Parademons. Nope, this was another universe altogether. Darkseid found the ambient energies of the MCU too happy-go-lucky for his liking. Someone needed to bring darkness into this world of light...
"I am Hela, Goddess of Death," said the tall, pale-skinned and dark-haired woman in black and green armor. Darkseid glared at her. This one had divine powers but was also a specter. Darkseid frowned. Was everyone dead in the MCU? Darkseid always wanted to fight the likes of Thor, Dr. Strange, The Hulk, Wolverine, Silver Surfer, The Human Torch ( not the shitty version that got sent to the Void and got skinned by Cassandra Nova ), Storm, Mystique, Jean Grey's Phoenix Force and more. they seemed like worthy adversaries. If they were all deceased, Darkseid genuinely mourned them. Darkseid always wants to kill heroes and heroines, and hates it when someone else beats him to it.
"What do you want, dead woman?" Darkseid demanded. Hela looked at Darkseid and took the Dark Lord's measure. This one was formidable, filled with divine power that was all his own instead of being granted by some magic artifact like the Infinity Gauntlet. Darkseid was powerful in his own right. Hela decided to play nice with him. In truth, testing the true Dark Lords of the Multiverse was a bad idea, even for a former Goddess of Death presently residing in Valhalla, the warriors afterlife.
"I am here to bow at your feet and offer you a new multiverse to conquer, but first you must rid it of a certain usurper," Hela said with a wicked smile. Darkseid followed Hela to her dungeon, where a muscular purple brute knelt down. Darkseid scanned the brute and recognized him as Thanos the Mad Titan, a divine-level warrior and supposedly one of the great powers of the MCU. The fact that Thanos was bound and on his knees disgusted Darkseid. If Thanos was what passes for a Dark Lord in the MCU, then Darkseid could probably conquer the MCU by himself, without an army of New Gods or Parademon soldiers.
"I obey no one, man or woman, alive or dead, Hela, you and the purple brute are mine," Darkseid said, and he then blasted Hela with his Omega Beams. Hela screamed in pain, amazed that Darkseid's Omega Beams could hurt her spiritual form. Upon seeing Hela in distress, Thanos got to his feet and tried to intervene. Darkseid bitch-slapped Thanos and kicked him in the balls. Moaning in pain, Thanos fell on his knees. Hela laughed at Thanos pain. Darkseid bitch-slapped Hela because he's all about that equality and both bastards and bitches get the same treatment from him.
"Oh fuck," Hela said, and she looked at Darkseid with newfound respect and fear. Thanos looked at Darkseid and saw his superior. The Mad Titan and the Goddess of Death bowed their heads before the Lord of Apocalypse, ruler of the New Gods and conqueror of the DCEU Multiverse, now poised to conquer the MCU. Darkseid glowered at the divine couple. Yeah, the gods of the MCU were weak. Darkseid was convinced that even Superman and Wonder Woman, whom he personally made his bitches, could defeat the likes of Thanos and Hela. What a bunch of softies. Darkseid would conquer the MCU and remake it in his own grandiose image. First, though, time to punish some weakling Gods...
"Your holes are mine," Darkseid said, and he grabbed Thanos and put him on all fours. The purple giant did as commanded, face down and ass up. As Hela looked on, Darkseid unzipped his trousers. Out came his eighteen inches of black granite of a cock. Darkseid spat on Thanos asshole after spreading his cheeks. Hela watched excitedly as Darkseid pushed his big dark cock into Thanos asshole. The Mad Titan howled as Darkseid began fucking him in the ass. Can MCU butt holes handle DCEU dicks? Absolutely not!
"Take my ass, master," Thanos squealed like a true bitch as Darkseid fucked him in the ass. Hela watched, fingering her wet pussy as Thanos got ass fucked by Darkseid. Thanos squeals caused Hela to laugh, so Darkseid bitch-slapped her. Her face red, Hela nodded at Darkseid as he continued to fuck Thanos in the ass. Without his Infinity Gauntlet and his Black Order, Thanos was nothing. The Hulk didn't lose to Thanos because Thanos was strong. The Hulk lost to Thanos because The Hulk was weak. Darkseid isn't weak, so he utterly dominated Thanos. When Thanos tapped out, Darkseid pulled his gigantic dark cock out of his now gaping asshole. Good times.
"I am yours," Hela said, and the Goddess of Death got on all fours without being prompted. Darkseid smiled and grabbed the back of Thanos neck. He wanted the Mad Titan to watch his woman being taken by his conqueror. Darkseid thrust two fingers into Hela's pussy and tasted them. Satisfied, Darkseid spread Hela's pale ass cheeks, spat on her asshole then went to work. Hela gasped as Darkseid's big dark dick entered her asshole. Asgardian magic is nothing compared to mecha-magic, the power which rules on the Planet Apocalypse. Darkseid gripped Hela's hips and winked at Thanos as he fucked the Goddess of Death in her shapely ass. Thanos was thoroughly chastened and cuckolded. Hela squealed like a bitch as Darkseid's big cock stretched her asshole. Darkseid wouldn't have it any other way.
"The MCU is mine," Darkseid declared after fucking Thanos the Mad Titan and Hela the Goddess of Death into submission. Disgusted by how easy these Gods were conquered, Darkseid sent them back to Valhalla. Summoning the deceased evil variant of Dr. Strange, Darkseid ordered him to open a portal to the DCEU Multiverse. Darkseid spoke to his acolytes, including Desaad the God of Torture, Granny Goodness, the Female Furies, various New Gods and the generals in charge of the Parademon Army.
"I have a brave new universe for us to conquer," Darkseid said to his followers. The Dark God told all of them about his visit to the MCU and how easily he defeated two of its greatest Gods. Darkseid's followers hailed their Dark Lord and welcomed the new campaign of conquest. Never mind the pitiful Planet Earth and the Justice League. Darkseid is going to play the game of conquest on easy mode this time. What is the Dark Lord of Apocalypse going to do? Darkseid and his dark forces are invading the MCU. Can the Avengers, the X-Men, the Fantastic Four, the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Time Variance Authority along with various Marvel heroes and Marvel villains defeat the Dark Lord? Time shall tell!
In the MCU, Thanos' defeat at the hands of the Avengers was not sufficient to deter Hela, the Asgardian Goddess of Death. She viewed him as a failure and sought to punish him.
In this new realm, Darkseid, the God-King of the Planet Apocalypse, found Thanos as a weak counterpart to the MCU heroes he admired. He saw an opportunity to prove his superiority.
Hela and Darkseid, both formidable beings, recognized each other's power and decided to work together against Thanos, forming an unlikely alliance between the MCU and DCEU.
This partnership between Hela and Darkseid resulted in a bisexual threesome involving Thanos, pushing the boundaries of their universe's dynamics and setting a new stage for MCU heroes.
With Thanos as their common enemy, the alliance between Hela and Darkseid brought together demigods and villains, leading to an epic clash between the entities of both the MCU and DCEU.
